Paul's Quotes

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"Are you sure you don't want Joel's autograph instead?"

"Billy drives like an old grandma."

"Cash? He's a...um a pit bull?"

"Watch out I might have rabies!"

"You have beautiful handwriting..."

"How you doin' babygurl?"

Person: "Can I have a hug?"
Paul: "Only If I can hug you."

Paul: "Here ya go." *Hands a signed picture*
Person: "Spank you."
Paul: "SPANK WHAT?"

Person: "Do you know that you're in the best band in the world?"
PAUL: *Nods* "I know."

Paul: "St. Paul is not gay!! He's very, very straight."
Aaron: "Ok, buddy, whatever you want to believe."
Paul: "You're really starting to hurt my feelings."

Paul: "Do you know whos dog this is?"
Person: "Um... no?"
Paul: "Its Madonna's hairdresser's dog!"

"Are you sure you're not from Waldorf? I swear I've seen you so much before."

"I'm the bass player. No one has a crush on the BASS player!"

"People always ask me for a 'Paul Hug'....what the heck is a 'Paul Hug'?"

"I dropped an anvil on Benji."

Interviewer: If you couldn't be in a band, what would you do?
Paul: I'd be a farmer.

"Come guys sing. I know you know the words. Sing with me!! I forget them!"

"Don't get it wrong. We all hate their dad." (Referring to the twin's dad)

"It's OK, nobody's as much of a psycho as I am."

"My dream is to go home and stay there."

"If you ever make me do that again, i will punch you in the face and make you bleed."

"I went from band member to extra, just like that"

JÄRGMISED TSITAADID ON ALBUMILT "THE YOUNG AND THE HOPELESS"

"I wasn't popular in school. I liked to pretend I was, and I would go sit with the cool kids. Then they'd tell me to go fuck myself, and I would realize what a loser I was."

"You know what toy I wish I still had? Nintendo Techmo Super Bowl. I was the fat kid growning up, and when you're the fat kid, you love video games. And Twinkies."

"I used to take piano lessons when I was a kid. One time, I farted during a lesson, and my teacher never came back to my house."

"I met this girl once, she was an awesome boxer. She always came out of fights clean. Then I found out that she wasn't exactly a girl..."

"I used to take piano lessons when I was a kid. One time, I farted during a lesson, and my teacher never came back to my house."

"This cute girl tripped me in the hall back in high school, and everyone thought it was funny. So, the next day, I tripped her on her heels and I don't know what happened to her. I think she died... I don't know."

Paul: Dude, I never drink beer. Never.
Joel: You just did.
Paul: Oh.

"Barbies? No... I never played with Barbie dolls..."

"Look, I know a crossdresser when I see one." (on Justin Timberlake)